The “Secret” Language of Women
For quite a few of you I’m sure the answer to this question is no. However, if you devoted the time, attention and effort into learning any of these languages, in time, you could become fluent.
Women speak a “language” that is all their own. Although I’m certain none of us men have yet become absolutely fluent in this language, some of us have learned to translate it better than others.
Those unlucky bastards who, when they hear women speak this language, are about as lost as I am when I’m drunk in a strip club in Tijuana, remain frustrated by their inability to decipher exactly what the hell women are really trying to say.
I was one of those guys and, to a point, I still am. Remember, I said I don’t think any of us guys will ever fully understand this language. However, getting to the bottom of exactly what the women in my life meant when they said certain things became my obsession.
I believe this obsession has brought me to a point where I’m finally starting to crack the code. Don’t tell any of the women in your life. If their leaders know I’m on to them, they’ll hunt me down and they will kill me. 😉
In this article I will be your translator, helping you to interpret the meaning behind the things our women commonly say to us:
She Says: Whadda ya wanna do tonight?
What it means: Make a fucking decision! (She’s actually screaming this, in her head.)
Women want you to be a man and make decisions. They stress out all day, making decisions, about what to wear, how to style their hair, should I report that creep to HR for staring at my tits?
They look to you, as a man, to lead them and make choices. They want a decisive man who can show a certain level of authority.
Don’t get me wrong, they don’t want you to be an inconsiderate ass hole who never takes their feelings or what they want into consideration.
However, the majority of the time, when it comes to things like what bar or restaurant to go to, they would love for you to decide. Doing so only makes you look like a more confident man.
She Says: Baby, does this skirt look good on me?
What it means: Before I bought this skirt, I tried it on. Obviously I like the way it looks on me or I wouldn’t have bought it, dumb ass. I know it looks good on me but I want YOU to tell me how sexy my ass looks in it.
Seriously, she doesn’t want your honest opinion. She wants to hear that her man thinks she looks sexy.
Malcolm tells you guys not to over compliment women and I agree, especially in the early stages of a relationship. However, complimenting them sometimes, especially at certain times, is a good idea if you want to keep her happy and if you want to get laid (or keep getting laid).
What if you don’t like the way it looks on her? Suck it up! If you play your cards right, eventually she’ll take it, and everything else, off for you.
She Says: I need to know how to get into shape. Can you show me some exercises?
What it means (if you’re not dating yet): I’m attracted to you and thought this would be a good way to get your attention. You look like you work out so this is my opening. I’m going to show you my flat stomach, big perky tits and nice round ass if we do go to the gym together.
If an attractive girl, who ALREADY has a nice body, asks you for workout advice or, better yet, wants to go to the gym with you… consider yourself a lucky son of a bitch! Truth be told, she doesn’t need any workout advice and you may never end up going to the gym together. But, if you’re suave enough, she’ll get her cardio in while she’s riding you.
What it means (if she’s been your girl for a while): I realize I’m getting fat and I need your help in the gym.
Be a good guy and help her out. Not only will you do something great for her but, when she feels more secure with her body, it will end up benefiting you as well. HOWEVER, let me warn you, if you’re an ass hole about it, then when she feels more secure with her body, it’s going to end up benefiting some other dude.
She Says: Do you think she’s pretty?
What it means: I saw you look at her. You want to fuck her, don’t you!?
Don’t get me wrong, there are some chicks out there that are super secure with themselves and don’t get bothered by you looking at other women as long as they know you are theirs.
Hell, I’ve had a girlfriend who would scope out chicks with me and was cool about it unless she felt like I thought the other girl was hotter than her. Then, it was all bad.
But, for the most part, what she wants is for you to reassure her that you think SHE’S beautiful and that you only want her.
Tread lightly, my friend.
You don’t want to look like a complete fucking liar, especially if the girl who just walked by IS hot and both, you and your girl, know it.
I tend to say something along the lines of, “Yeah, she’s alright but she doesn’t really do it for me. Not like you do baby.”
I know…I know. It sounds like bullshit and your girl will know it is bullshit. Trust me, 99% of the time it will still get you further than, “Hell YES, she’s hot!”
Try this…. don’t get caught looking in the first place.
She Says: You know, I’m just really stressed out and confused right now. I have a lot on my mind and need some time to think.
What it means: I’m not that into you anymore. You were o.k. at first, and I do care about your feelings but, I’m just not feeling it. And, I don’t know how to tell you without hurting you.
Hey, while it does suck, give the girl credit. She’s at least trying to spare your feelings and isn’t being a total bitch towards you.
The best thing you can do is back off, give her tons of space and go find another beautiful girl to have some hot, nasty ass sex with.
In fact, if the first girl was to see you out with the second and realizes you’re not sweating her one bit, it’s very possible she may change her tune. If not, no biggie. You’ve already replaced her.
She Says: Is anyone home at your place right now?
What it means: Don’t be an idiot. I want to fuck you and I am ready to do it now. If anyone is there, make them leave!
Hey, girls like to fuck just like us guys do. In fact, I’ve known women who are even hornier than I am, and that’s saying a lot. People want and need sex and, in case you have forgotten, women are people too.
Some girls want it, bad, but they want everything to be just right. They want to be able to fuck without being judged by anyone and without anyone knowing their business. Therefore the situation may need to be just right.
A good example is a night when you’re children are at your “babies mommas” or your roommates aren’t home. It has been my experience that if a woman asks you if anyone else is there, she wants to come over and make your night a whole lot better.
Do NOT let yourself miss the signal she is throwing at you!!! These opportunities are hard to come by.
The matter is, women say a lot of things that sounds like they mean one thing and what they actually mean is entirely different. What’s worse is they expect us to know exactly what they are trying to say.
Although this article ain’t no Rosetta Stone on the language of women, I hope I’ve given you at least a bit of insight into what their words really mean.
Pay attention and become a good listener. And don’t just listen with your ears but learn to pick up on what their facial expressions, the tone of their voice, their eyes and their body language is “saying” to you.
If you will put a concentrated effort into better understanding the language of women, it will go a long way towards helping you become more successful with them.
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